Would like to personally thank my friend Sabrina for this kick in the butt of inspiration. We just went to brunch at The Alcove and when I told her I got the cheesey egg French Vegetarian Panino she made a face and goes, "Wait, you're not Vegan anymore?"
I thought about what she said long and hard...then I thought about the daily show skit I just saw about meat processing, then I thought about the movie Food Inc I just saw, then I thought about how I lost ten pounds the last time I did it, then I thought about how I'd been waiting for an awkwardly extended period of time for the bathroom and if the person in there stayed any longer I might just not eat ever again if my mind kept going like this.
| The Daily Show with Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| The Hunger Shame | ||||
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So I take the pledge, I, Sassy Mohen will be going Vegan starting tomorrow for the next 30 days. Welcome back to my ever on-going battle with my love for dairy vs. my personal hopes and wishes for the food industry.
Same game, same rules, new(ish) player, My hairs red now, my life's way busier, no longer with "the Main Squeeze" a term coined in the first place because he wouldn't let me call him my boyfriend....LADIES can we just stop-..... Nevermind, not going on that tangent (love you MS, Kisses!). ANYWAY, I'm parlez-vous-ing francais to become bi-lingual, saving up for a trip to Rio, debating on what kind of convertible I will buy in 6 months from now...it's all generally groovy here in Sassy land, so I figure, lets spread that vibe to some chickens and let them mellow out as well.
So, excuse me while I go chug a gallon of milk and finish my eggy McCheese leftovers in preparation for tomorrows plunge. OMNOMNOMNOM VEGAN OMNOM ROUND DEUX!
over and out.
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