Jour Seize

Today I woke up with an impulse and the impulse was RETRO STUFF!

Here's the deal, now that's we're single. And I say we collectively for me and this blog, I've decided to focus on ME. Omg. Shock-er. And be myself for the first time ever, which evidently means dressing WAY more eccentrically then I ever have, maybe because I don't have a second to curtail my decisions, but I pretty much don't care.

Basically I've decided to focus a lot on my physical appearance, because it's fun and you know...I'm single. So I think I'm supposed to be attracting a mate or something like that. Yeah, that's how it works right? My last mistake boyfriend said I was too alpha as though it was a bad trait, I retorted with you're too fucking insecure! Just because I  ride a bike and self-sufficient doesn't mean jack shit, it's just who I am! Im just like this spider ho here:






For my "alpha" breakfast I had hipster cereal, the cereal and I had a blast, you know, hanging out, tuesday morning, whatever, whatever. Here, a hint, Trick to being vegan, READ FUCKING LABELS. If I can give you any advice, it's READ LABELS. because 4 out of the five cereals we had DAIRY. Ahhhh.

For lunch I got us a snack from Il Capriccio. And holy god, heaven. For my vegan noms I got some dankity dank bread, put some of that olive paste on it, then antipasti with peppers, eggplant, olives. GAME SET MATCH NOM FEST. I don't know what this restaurant is doing, but they're doing it right.

My only critique is when I called to place the order yesterday eve, the waitress was like "I don't know how to take down a catering." My initial thought...how had can it be? Soooo I called later, placed the order, then today some rude guy calls me being like "it says here you ordered the anti pasti, what is that?" (said in rude tone) Me, 'Well it's on the catering menu..." Him," I don't know what that is." me, "Hold on, I'll pull it up." And in the time that I had him on hold to find the menu, I click back and he quickly goes, "Oh I have it here. We'll see you at noon." WHATEVER. Get your shit straight, guy!

And oh my, I've gotten this far into this entry without telling you the BEST thing about today!!! It's my HALF BIRTHDAY!! WEEEE!!!!!

Yeah, Half birthday, the big ol, 25.5. This also makes me think when I turn 33.3 I am so having a celebration. I've had one every year, except the last two years. Since last year at this time I was recovering from the devastating break up of the century and the year before that I was moving out of an apartment...that was also part of a devastating break up. Woof.

My half birthday the year before was as Hooters. There's no photos. I don't think there needs any, suffice to say. it happened.

Now there was only one return player from that half birthday, my friend Nanak. And JUST to segway for a minute, Nanak is the Coolest guy on the planet, Capitol C. Like if there's one guy whose a straight up chiller, reliable, sensible and decent, it's Nanak. I've known him since I stared my old job. In fact he was sitting at my desk when I first interviewed for the gig, filling in for the girl who was leaving. Nanak is also vegetarian/vegan, Nanak is also amazing. Cheers Nanak.

Anyway, for my half birthday, we went to Mohawk Bend! You may remember this location from the thrills of dating Main squeeze, (said in sarcastic tone.)  In attendance was Sabrina, Sarah Fink, Sammi, The wife, Joey & Carrie, & Nanak & Julie. Then at the end a surprise appearance from Kim. What a great crowd. And this place is SO GOOD too! Go there now!!

We drank some delicious drinks, (they have over 100 beers on tap all from california.) And ate some DELICIOUS food. I got my favorite thing, this buffalo wing style cauliflower. OMG. With vegan blue cheese. Gimmie. Gimmie. Gimme!!

I also had some of Sabrina's brussel sprouts, so good. And then Mary and I got some avocado dish...

I'd say 25.5: Mission Accomplished.

Over & out.