In all not real seriousness, today was not a bad luck day for me really, today was just freaking WEIRD. And it got nuthin to do with the date and everything to do with, I think people are just in a weird state from coming back from the holidays...or something.
Let's start this sadly lackluster day with...duh duh duh....COACHELLA TICKETS..fail. Not even close to a win...just straight up coachella ticket fail.
Okay, yes, yes, I could have very well done the lay-away plan. But last April not only was I in the midst of a shitty fucking break up, but I was also in the midst of a shitty fucking job that paid me no money and about to buy my lovely little motorbike, so no, coachella was not something on my mind.
But now hey, I'm a new woman. I'm all Vegan curly haired free spirit, with a job I love, and am in no means anywhere close to a shitty break up. It's all sunshine and rainbows over here. Wee!! Meaning, I DO have the capacity to think about coachella now!! So lets dance! Don't give me this "sold out" nonsense.
Look, I came into work ready to go. I ordered our food the night before, hell, I even stayed LATER last night just so when 10AM came around I could just go to that site and not have to deal with anything besides buying these overpriced tickets. Mouse pad & internet connection are ready. I should have p0wned this!!
So 10Am comes around and we're all ready to go. I'll buy your tickets if I get on the page first, here you buy mine if you get on it first, go gogogogogogo! COACHELLA! and then SOLD OUT. Wtf dude. FINE, weekend 2. Then somehow I never get on the purchasing page and that gets sold out too. WHY DID I WASTE MY MORNING ON THIS. Look Coachella, all I want to do is give you a shit ton of my money so I can go hang out with Sabrina, Main Squeeze and my Chapman friends, get super drunk and hopefully get a tan when I run around in my bikini top. Why would you prevent this?!!!
Whatever, I'll figure this out later. Blah. I was finally able to get over my first world problem just in time for lunch. (or maybe lunch solved my first world problem? ehhh??) I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case because we catering from Mendocino farms and this is a place you MUST check out!! SO GOOD! And now there is one Downtown, West side AND Weho so you have no excuse!!
This mecca was suggested by that super smart awesome anonymous person that's so anonymous I might just start taking credit for these delicious food choices that aren't my own. The Vegan BLT from Mendocino farms is TO DIE FOR. Yeah, I would straight up die for this vegan nom like nobodies business. I don't know how these places do it, because when I buy tempeh bacon and vegan blahblah it just tastes bad, but by whatever magic the Mendocino farms chefs posses, they make some freaking bomb sandwich's. Jesus my mouth is salivating again just thinking about it...
Later in the day was a co-workers birthday. AM I sad that I can't eat cake anymore? Or at least most cakes? I don't know...maybe, but then maybe not. because I'll always take an excuse to skip the sweets by any cost. I never got those people who get the deserts in restaurants. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! and furthermore HOW ARE YOU STILL HUNGRY?
Then of course came the weirdest conversation I've ever had with a co-worker. That I'm not even sure ethically I'm allowed to write in any form, so I'll just go with, ask me in person and I'll tell you about it. Needless to say it was the oddest way to end a Friday that I've had in quiet some time and is DEFINITELY going in whatever script I write next. So, thanks for the inspiration?
Welp, anyway, gonna go shake that off and go out to a film festival now somewhere on the west side. Let's just hope no black cats cross the road...or maybe I should hope that one does (preferably a kitten) so I can keep it and give Layla a new friend!!
Friday the 13th Over & Out.
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