Jour Dix-Sept

Trucking on, trucking on, one vegan french over-extended day at a time.

Today, I'm not going to lie, I was hungover. But only half as hungover as I would have been if it were a real birthday party. Sorry, that joke was too easy. ...But also very true.

Oohh, one of my favorite moments in life, looking over and seeing Joey Brown taking jello shots to the song and pace of "Shot, Shot, Shot, ShotShot." Bestbirfdayever25thedition was truly a masterpiece in all forms.

To cure my lack of h20 and whatever else you're lacking when you're hungover, I woke up and made a vegan masterpiece. It involved an english muffin, veganaise, fake ham, lettuce, tomato & a bit of balsamic. Omg. Did. The. Trick. There's your handy sandwich folks.

Honestly, one thing I was worried about when I went vegan was that I wouldn't be able to have a decent sandwich, but I have to say, that really isn't the case. There's so many substitutes and places that can make something similar that options are everywhere. Big fan of Hugos, larchmont & Doughboys to that extent.

Despite any feelings my head might have, I decided to keep going with #impulsefashionweek and really attempt me some rockabilly style. I'm really happy with it too, got lots of compliments, always good for the ego....Sabrina says that she only compliments strangers if she really likes what they're wearing, so thanks everyone! Ugh...this paragraph feels really cheesy. Welp, here's a picture of my hair. hahaha.

And what is this blogger? new format? Do I like this? I don't know! AHHH change! Ugh 13 days until I can have cheese. That's all I want right now. Just a big plate of eggs with pancakes and soy bacon in a sandwich inside a sandwich. bahh. The struggle gets more and more difficult each day.

So today was a big day because  I had my first big french test. I hope all of this is paying off...for my grade that doesn't even matter. hahah. But really, I'd like to think I actually know some french by this point, and also because I'm considering taking French 3 next semester just to keep this trend going.

For lunch I ordered from Omi Sushi, a place which I have liked in the past but now am not a fan of. It just came out super bland, and they botched part of our order. Then when I asked them to send over what they forgot, they didn't apologize and acted like I was the one in the wrong. No, no, Omi Sushi. You are the weakest link, goodbye.

So next time we're switched to Kazuko Sushi, a place right down the street from me that I really like. But I'm not sure if that will stick. Guess we'll just have to fine out!

Here's what's awesome, this arrived in the mail today:

I hope that if you're reading this (and live in CA), that you're going to go out and vote on June 5th. Just because it's a small election doesn't mean it's not a big deal. It's SUPER important to make sure we have the right senators in office. And yes, by right I do mean liberal hahah, but I mean, imagine if somehow Dirk Allen Knopik who describes himself as "Christian, Veteran, America. NRA, VFW, American Legion. Will stand boldly for Christ," get's elected. Woof.  Or if Prop 28 gets passed, weakening our senators terms? Or Prop 29 doesn't go through? I mean, why would you vote no to benefit Cancer research, wtf is wrong with you?

Plowed through this french test with mixed feelings. and totally blanked on the freaking word etre. bahh, Sassy, get with it. It's vous etes! Wamp wamp. Sassy, don't epic fail this.

Today however I did come home to....A PURPLE WALL!!! YEAH!!!!  Finally! After a week of having this weird shit on my wall. I am so stoked on it to. Think it came out great!

Omg, so much better, just so much better. It's all zen and shit. Can't wait to go to ikea this weekend to get my new bedstand et all. I'm gonna make my space a grown'd up space even if it kills me. Well...maybe won't go that far. But this is all happening.

Over & Out.

Day 10

Ahhhhh, to be refreshed again. And look at how far I've made it. Micah, I don't care if I'm not the first person to have changed my diet, I will Blog till the end! And also get ready for the post "Micah is a total dick" which I will keep up until you start reading these posts muahahahahaha. Friendship threats.

So I've decided to start curling my hair. WOW, you are totally stoked you are spending the time to read this aren't you? Big news in the Sassy front, hair curling. This does involve getting up a bit earlier, but as we've already discussed this is not a problem. I'm all vegan and a free spirit now or something and my hairs gonna say that god dammit.

Today for lunch was Doughboys per a pure genuis's request, really he's just so super smart and awesome, wow just the coolest guy ever on the planet (are you gonna take the bait? ehhhh?? you anonymous person you). And it was soooo good! Eat their bread. JUST EAT IT ALL. My friend Corrin later told me that she had no bueno experiences at the old one, but IDKare, this place was bombbbbbbbb.

I got the grilled eggplant sandwich: grilled eggplant: with zucchini, roasted onion, roma tomato, with a little extra virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar on a pesto coated french baguette. (take off the goat cheese pls!!) and it was SOOO GOOD. Oh my god, and the potatoes w/onion!!! SUPERYESPLS! I was so hungry I almost devoured the whole thing before taking a photo, HEAVENS think of the potential horror there.

One thing being vegan has done as well is it's really stopped me from snacking, which could be the key to the weight loss thing. I do run around a lot during my job and I don't have the time to be like "is this vegan? let me take 20 minutes to read and google a bunch of ingredients la-ti-da" so instead, I just grab an apple and skip it. Also, can't do the milk chocolate snacks in the kitchen anymore something I will GLADLY accept a veto too.

Today however, was one of those days where I knew I wasn't going to be home until tomorrow because it seems me going to Santa Monica is a thing now. ugh, WHO ARE YOU SASSY?? WHO ARE YOU!?! Everytime I go east of fairfax I sigh and debate turning off, going to whole foods and getting some lettuce then going straight back home to be pretentious with other Sunset Junction loving hipsters.

I am happy however that my borderline traitor status means I will be seeing a great deal more of Corrin who I love dearly and was so sad when she moved off to that distant land known as the west side. And now they might move again, NOooOooOoOoO, can't we all just live around silverlake and wear our sunglasses when it's cloudy and listen to animal collective together??

And SIDE NOTE: you know what else is awesome? Wine is totally vegan hahahaha, something I happily re-confirmed with Corrin, her fiance and MS tonight. We sipped up as I enjoyed their scrutiny and musing of how good meat and dairy are. I did however remind Corrin of bet her brother made with Corrin when I first met her, that if she was vegan for a year (but could still eat fish) he would come out to California and visit her, and yup, Corrin totally did take that bet and she p0wned it. (obvs) And then she reminded me how much shit I gave her for not eating cheese haha. Welllllll...wutever.

Anonymous Main Squeeze wants more anonymity, something pretty much impossible for me to understand since I have been blogging since I discovered how to spell, "I'm emo" in the 9th grade. But I will attempt to...how, I just don't know. Thank god I deleted that blog I had in 2001, since it was just like "I like a boy, I really like to eat Lebanese taverna, I hate everything, I'm sleepy." Yeah, super different then what I'm writing about now.

One thing that is actually different though, is a great deal of that blog was about how much I wanted to live in California. And hey! Look at where I am! so 13 year old Sassy, don't worry about it, you'll loose the baby weight and move out to the land of opportunity one day, hey, you'll even get to meet Trevor Morgan (omg). Just keep the grades up and stay out of trouble! Don't smoke the pot! Oh you won't? Okay cool, then you're good to go.

Andddd just realized I left my curling iron on the east side. Well, there's goes that, guess I can NEVER CURL MY HAIR AGAIN! (until Friday)

Over & Out.